[PRP] Some Kind of Mushroom [With or Without You/Into Dust]

[Maxx]

[blockquote]Rolled 1d6 : 1, total 1[/blockquote]

[Jun]

[blockquote]Rolled 1d6 : 4, total 4[/blockquote]

[Maxx]

This mushroom is a little slimy and you're not entirely sure if that's a good thing or not. The last thing you want to do is give Bash food poisoning so you test it yourself. That's the only thing you remember and you wake up sometime later in a haze. (-3 mushrooms)

Old habits die hard. When she roused, she bit the same one, and fell back into drowsing.

[Jun]

4. Some of the swampland creatures got curious at the kin traipsing through their home. You seem to be making an awful lot of noise and they want you gone asap! They brought you some mushrooms to help speed the process along. (+3 mushrooms)

With or Without You stumbled back, bloody, and thorny, and woeful. There she lay, as still as she had been. What was there that he could do?

He plopped to his haunches next to her body, and started to cry.

"The only kin to ever give me the time of the day," he wailed (rather unfairly to quite a bit of his family and other nice kin who had given him several times of the day), "and she's gone before I even got her name."

His wailing was so loud and despondent, the family of mongeese came back to pelt mushrooms at him in an effort to shut him up - mushrooms he never even noticed because the immense negative mushroom karma he had accumulated to date far outweighed the number of mushrooms pelted.

Final Mushroom Count:
1. (-3 mushrooms)
3. (-2 mushrooms)
6. (-1 mushroom)
3. (-2 mushrooms)
6. (-1 mushroom)
4. (+3 mushrooms)
= -6 mushrooms :|

[Maxx]

The first thing she saw when she woke proper was the sad face (and wails) of the keen buck.

"Your bunny got lil' branches on its head, like you," she mused with a smile before slowly stretching, "or is it the other way?"

"Anyway, you're cute," she decided, and gently pressed her cheek against his tear-stained face before looking down at the remaining mushrooms.

"Well, he'll just have to be happy with that."

Final Mushroom Count:
5. (+1 mushroom)
2. (+5 mushrooms)
4. (+3 mushrooms)
6. (-1 mushroom)
1. (-3 mushrooms)
1. (-3 mushrooms)
= 2 mushrooms

END