"I. Am going. To kill something."Fermented Plum didn't let much get the best of her, but these damn instructions were not helpful! The manual didn't have a single word in any language except the name of the product - a futon that could be folded up into a couch or laid down as a bed - and the word 'click' at various points throughout the 35 page book. If it could even be called a book.
"There's so much space for written instructions! In multiple languages!" she groaned, shaking the manual before tossing it aside. She stared at the neatly laid out bars before her as well as the screws she'd carefully gone through to ensure they had everything they needed. There were even some spares! How thoughtful! Now only if the directions were understandable.
"It's like you need a degree in Egyptology to do this," she muttered, admitting defeat as she rose to collect the book.